I am back from another hiatus :-)
This is about our trip to a place called Ganapatiphule. We went on this trip on 2nd of June 2011. The place is basically a beach with few resorts built on it along the Konkan coast. It is about 380 kms from Pune takes about 9.5 hrs to reach with halts.
We had heard about this place through friends and wanted to go there. It is famous for its virgin beaches with very little humanity. Both my wife and I love such secluded beaches.
So we booked a room at the resort called The Blue Ocean Resort.
"Indian 5-star hotels which keep only paper [and not water jets] in their toilets seem to think that every Indian who walks through their luxurious doors automatically turns into a western asshole." – Remo Fernandes (Indian Musician)
The reason why I wrote the above sentence is because that statement fits Blue Ocean resort perfectly. The blue ocean resort called themselves 5-Star and did not have simple things taken care of to back their claim.
Here is 8 point failure of the blue ocean resort. Don't get me wrong though, people were courteous and place was clean, but then you cannot claim to be a 5-Star and not take care of basic stuff which I would expect from even a local hotel.
The Blue Ocean Failure
- You can’t call yourself a 5-Star just by owning a sexy website
- You do not have water jets (health faucet) in the toilet and there is no bath tub.
- Chef cannot even cook Indian food let alone continental. He had simple formula. If its South Indian food then make it sweet. If its north Indian then make it hot. If its pasta it has to be loaded with tomato sauce and also sweet. And if you complain something is too sweet, a tobasco sauce is readily made available.
- The helper boys and the guards had only 2 states – either they are completely invisible when you needed them or they are in you face when you didn't need them!
- Most employees at the resort did not speak or understand simple English! Whenever you spoke to someone they will nod their heads and you think they understood, then you realized (after about an hour) that they hadn't!
- The female receptionist would probably win a prize for best smile, but when it came to understanding hospitality she would struggle against a street urchin.
- No Local cuisine!!! I cannot believe that a resort which is located along Konkan coast, which is famous for one of the best seafood in the country, did not have anything local to offer!
- And lastly – The whole resort which has over 25 villas, seemed to have just one wine opener in their inventory!!!
Enough of the rant… lets move on :-). As I said, in spite of all this, the resort was not bad and the place is a definite beauty. We went just during the onset of monsoon, so it was even more breath-taking.
This was indeed a memorable trip. A must visit place!!
Ciao!!